#incorrect hamtaro

[lionpatriot13]

King Ghidorah: What kind of fool do you take me for!?

King Ghidorah: *points at Biollante* She’s Godzilla!

King Ghidorah: *points at Spacegodzilla* He’s Godzilla!

King Ghidorah: *points at Godzilla* You’re Godzilla!

King Ghidorah: I’m Godzilla! Are there any other Godzilla’s I should know about?

Hamtaro in Godzilla costume: Skree-onk!

King Ghidorah:

King Ghidorah: I’m out of here.

[magioftheseas]

Akira: I'd ask Goro for help but he's too busy writing an autobiography.

Goro: Does anyone know how to cite a murder as a source?

[incorrect-hamhams]

Boss: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Boss: That's why I own TEN guns.

Boss: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Panda: *Desperately tries to hide his ladder* Haha-

[zareleonis]

thought the world needed more The Masked Empire memes so i made one myself 🤭 (insp)

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Aoogah: (le guiña un ojo a Piolin).

Piolin: Me guiñó el ojo. Bueno, tal vez le molesta una pestaña.

Fuente: Hamtaro (2000 ~ 2006)

[incorrecthamtaroquotes]

Boss: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Maxwell: This just says "I can do what I want".

[yes-i-nijihamu-can]

Since my muse has been everywhere except Hamtaro lately, I picked some choice randomizations from the incorrect quotes generator

[incorrect-zexal-quotes]

one of these things is not like the others🎶

[incorrect-lalins-curse]

David: Hi! I'm David, and this is my best friend Felix!

Felix: I'm more like a parole officer, really.

[totally-happened-marco-harem]

Janna: Hey, Marco, can a colonoscopy be considered as a tax write off?!

Marco, fighting off Monstro: Janna! This is no time to be weird and creepy!

[stella-so-sly93]

Mio: Why do I hang around you, Ritsu?

Ritsu: Because I'm so charming...?

[scrabbleknight]

*Akko was sad, so her friends try to cheer her up*

Diana: It's okay to ask for help.

Amanda: You're not a burden.

Sucy: Murder is okay.

Lotte, look at Sucy and then back: ... Your feelings matter?

[incorrect-hamhams]

Howdy: Are you coming to bed?

Dexter: I cannot. This is important.

Howdy: What?

Dexter: Someone is wrong on the internet.

[niicevibe]

i am going around and asking people about their anime count bcuz i am curious <3 how many anime have you watched? [estimates are fine]

Ooh that’s a good question… I’m sure maybe about 50 over the past twenty years? I started watching with my sister when I was four, so even though I’ve had those twenty years, it’s not impressive compared to a lot of people I know whose count is around 500 somehow LMAO. I’d like to do a headcount on them though one day and see if my estimate is right or not!

[incorrecthamtaroquotes]

Hamtaro: Where’s Jingle?

Dexter: Probably off somewhere disappointing everyone else.

[nonokoko13]

Gay hamsters best hamsters

im pretty offended that someone saw the gameshark i always keep in my gba (you can turn it off and its a convenient extension for my adult hands) and assumed i was cheating on a hamtaro game. like, what would i even cheat. infinite sunflower seeds??????????